Pardon me. I'm kinda busy destroying stuff.
A nice image
I came home after 13 hours of work to find Matilda had destroyed my favorite Christmas decoration - a gift from my mom circa 1995. Of all the things she’s destroyed, this is the one that brought me to tears. Damn dog.
More like “Wreck the halls…”
Wha? Shred a quilt? Not me.
Her new crazy chicken. Mr. Blue Chicken sucks - his chest ripped open within 2 minutes of Matilda playing with him. Poor girl looks disappointed. We’ll have to sew him back up.
A blurry picture of the peridot necklace Matilda decided to nosh on this evening. I’d only had it for 14 years. And it’s not like green is my favorite color or anything.
(This happened a couple of months ago and failed to post…)
Who needs cupcakes when you can just eat the wrappers? And a napkin to keep clean.
What, Ma? It’s not like you were going to read that paper. Geez…
Apparently she hates pencils.
When she can’t get the razor, she settles for the wrapper it came in. Silly girl.
Oh my god this is getting OLD!
We have a puppy. She loves to chew.
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